Now with 25% more randomness

by statia on November 10, 2005

Now that we have sweater lovage up in here (finally, hallelujah!!), I’m totally going to start making her sweaters.

You can totally tell that my uterus looks like this when I’ve become that pathetic to only start knitting because I want to make sweaters for my dog. Our dogs are begging us “FOR THE LOVE OF ALL THAT’S HOLY, PLEASE HAVE KIDS or find yourself another fucking hobby, one that doesn’t involve us wearing anything frilly or pink!!”

And in light of my new interest in hobbies this week, karma decided to give me a dose of my own medicine and completely dump hard core rain on my freshly detailed car as soon as I pulled out of the lot. Fuck you karma, I’m still dressing my dog in sweaters.

Also, driving home in grid locked traffic right after a massage from your farting massage therapist, really just kind of defeats the point. While driving home, I thought of pants as my single passenger vehicled self totally rode in the HOV lane. To hell with that!! I don’t do traffic and it was dark out anyway.

Don’t tell me I don’t know how to live on the edge. Our life is screaming excitement.

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Kathy November 11, 2005 at 8:10 am

Who are you and what have you done with Statia?

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