Did we already pass the creepy line yet?

by statia on November 23, 2005

I’m really just sick of hearing about the latest two celebrities in one (i.e. Bennifer (part one and part deux), bfed, or kfed, or two white trash people getting married and procreating, whatever they call themselves), especially “tomkat.” What the fuck? Apparently Tom bought Katie an ultrasound machine? Doesn’t this whole thing just smack of weird creepy cult type shit? Does he have six other wives that we don’t know about? Do they worship him on an alter?

Not to mention, just giving ultrasounds to someone willy nilly without knowing what the hell you are doing is just downright dangerous. Oh wait, I forgot, Tom knows. I’m such a glib.

I’m taking bets that the “child” is an unhuman clone of Tom.

{ 12 comments }

M@ November 23, 2005 at 9:15 am

What kind of odds are you giving?

The Meeeester November 23, 2005 at 9:24 am

I personally think it is for pure kink on his part. He is probably all horny over giving her ultrasounds. Crazy bastard.

Ms. Pants November 23, 2005 at 9:34 am

I bet it’s gonna look like a turkey baster.

Manuela November 23, 2005 at 9:48 am

Puh-leeeeaase… this whole thing is such a freaking sham… I don’t even want to waste anymore keystrokes on them.

Jenn November 23, 2005 at 10:25 am

Excuse me while I vomit.

Erin November 23, 2005 at 11:26 am

That’s fucking ridiculous.

Donna November 23, 2005 at 11:33 am

I just spit coffee all over my keyboard. He just gets crazier and creepier by the day.

RottingDead November 23, 2005 at 12:09 pm

Oh my gawd, my sides hurt from laughing so hard!!! Wow, first of all, thank you for posting your thoughts on the web, you have a hilarious sense of humor and I enjoyed visiting your various posts.

I stumbled over from Deltus’ “Scratching the Itch” site. Glad that I did. Have a spectacular Holiday and keep on keeping on!!!

CJ

Molly November 23, 2005 at 12:43 pm

Well — I don’t know if he’ll have time to give her the ultrasounds. He’s too busy personally — PERSONALLY — getting people off dangerous, dangerous drugs like Paxil and Ritalin.

*barf*

Camille November 23, 2005 at 4:10 pm

Tom creeps me out. I’m scared for Katie. She’s going to be forever connected to him by having his child. I have a feeling she will deeply regret marrying him one day. If she ever wakes up from her dream.

Deltus November 24, 2005 at 1:38 pm

There’s always hope. Nicole Kidman woke up. Maybe Katie will, too. Personally, I’m wondering if it’s actually *his* baby.

debutaunt November 25, 2005 at 4:59 am

I second Ms. P on the turkey baster. He’s insane. I just love it when the insane procreate. *shudders* creepy!

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