Dear Stupid Dog, part two

by statia on November 3, 2005

Dear cute cuddly little dog that I love immensly but want to strangle,

You’re place while we’re at work is in the bathroom. This is for your saftey as well as our sanity. Also? It’s so that you don’t ruin our carpets by pissing everywhere. Please stop mocking us by hopping the fence after we leave. Humor us. Either do it while we’re watching, or just stay in the bathroom. Yesterday’s Chinese restaurant thing applies here too.

Love,
Mommy.

{ 4 comments }

Dooneybug November 3, 2005 at 6:02 pm

Ohhhhh, so this is who you are! :) Me likey. I’ll update my bloglines accordingly.

M. November 3, 2005 at 7:17 pm

Too funny! My dog is the sameway. I just gave up on the pet gate!

Deltus November 4, 2005 at 8:26 am

Have you considered, I dunno… closing the door? Unless you have some freakish air-tight door to your bathroom, the pooch will be fine.

Manuela November 4, 2005 at 10:00 am

Or completely give up on the carpet altogether and install Brazilian ironwood hardwood floors throughout… um… like we did.

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