Battle of the hot, sexy, crime fighting chicks. Or: two chicks

by statia on November 9, 2005

I love me some crime fighting chicks. Olivia, Jordan, Catherine. I don’t know what it is, but if I were into chicks, I’d put them on my “chicks I’d do list.” Well, I have them on my chicks I’d do list, anyway, you know, just in case.

I need to settle a score here between me and Bob He’s saying that Jill Hennessy is hotter than Mariska Hargitay. Don’t get me wrong, they’re both hot, but Mariska is way hotter. He’s even gone so far to assume that the meester would agree with him. So to be fair, I’ve taken two pictures that are similar in nature for you to take a look and tell us who you’d pick. (click to embiggen)



Pete November 9, 2005 at 3:48 pm

Mariska. She’s Jayne Mansfield’s kid.

Rob November 9, 2005 at 3:49 pm

Sorry… Jill for me.

gc November 9, 2005 at 3:55 pm

Mariska. I loves me some SVU.

Ms. Pants November 9, 2005 at 4:26 pm

Mariska. I love any woman who can rock the holy fucking fuck out of short hair.

April November 9, 2005 at 4:45 pm

This has *nothing* to do with my unhealthy addiction to SVU – but Mariska is clearly hotter.

Deltus November 9, 2005 at 5:02 pm

Well, we already know my vote is for Jill. Both doable, but Jill is *more* doable. And, I haven’t seen your husband give his honest, uninfluenced-by-his-wife opinion.

Oh, just as I was about to hit Post, I asked my wife, and after some thought, she agrees with me: Jill is hotter. Although she says both are hot. Which excited me to hear her say, actually. :)

Camille November 9, 2005 at 5:11 pm

Mariska. Hands down.

Jenn November 9, 2005 at 5:38 pm

I’d do Mariska.

tj November 9, 2005 at 5:49 pm

mariska is hotter, no question.

The Meeeeester November 9, 2005 at 5:54 pm

Mariska = curves
Jahden = No curves
The Meeeeeses = curves

Curves will always win with me. Sorry Jahden.

Katie November 9, 2005 at 6:48 pm

Hiya! I’m just a lurker! Glad to see you came back public!

However, I have to agree with you…

Mariska is way hotter! She’s been on my do-able list for awhile! Ya know, if I ever decided to swing that way! LOL!

jen November 9, 2005 at 8:22 pm

Mariska is much more sensual looking in my opinion. So..yuh…Mariska hands down.

Lisa November 9, 2005 at 8:25 pm

Jill seems cuter than hotter to me. But they’re both very attractive.

Helen November 10, 2005 at 1:11 am

At first I thought that Jill pic was Sandra Bullock, which would’ve won hands down for me as there’s no one to turn me to rug munching like Sandra Bullock. But on closer looks, it would have to be Mariska. She looks so nice, so innocent, so corruptable. Jill has a weird vulture/buzzard smile that makes me think she can eat puppies for breakfast.

martha November 10, 2005 at 5:25 am

On the basis of these photos, I vote for Jill – though admitting that my vote is heavily influenced by the amount of makeup that Mariska seems to be wearing and her scary big smile. It’s entirely possible that given two different pictures of the two of them I’d go the other way.

martha November 10, 2005 at 5:28 am

yeah – just went over to Bob’s blog and checked out the pictures at AskMen and Mariska wins form those… so I guess my answer is “Depends who’s obviously wearing more makeup.

Lenni November 10, 2005 at 6:01 am

Mariksa all the way! Jill has grown on me the more I watch Crossing Jordan, but I think she sort of resembles a bobble head.

Mrs. T November 10, 2005 at 6:01 am

Mariska for sure! I love SVU, too!

D November 10, 2005 at 7:00 am

They are both beautiful women and in my younger days I was a Jill fan ALL the way (I even saw her on the street recently — she’s really beautiful in person too) . . . but these days if I had to choose I’d have to say Mariska. I wonder how much of this is about the fact that I love her character on SVU . . .?

marie b. November 10, 2005 at 7:39 am

mariska. i have an unhealthy obsession with her, so there really is no contest.

although, jill hennessey’s voice is hot in that “husky” way (like angie harmon).

Amy November 10, 2005 at 10:47 am

You can tell you’re a (straight) chick because you put two comparison photos up with one of them not showing any boobage. How can you judge who is hotter without seeing past the neckline of one? :-) Going by faces, though – I’m for the 1st chick. Is that Mariska? Should I admit I’m that out of it??

Lisa November 10, 2005 at 11:06 am

Mariska. I’d do her in a heartbeat.

Thank God she didn’t take after her father in the looks department!

Deltus November 10, 2005 at 2:23 pm

Well, I have to say that Amy does have a bit of a point there. We saw none of Jill’s lush cleavages in her picture, and lots in Mariska’s.

Still, the results seem very clear: Mariska is the hotter of the two. I concede.

Still, they’re both way hot. OOH! Who’s hotness level would go up the most if the two of them were to get it on?!! Now THERE’S a good debate! :)

Pamela November 10, 2005 at 8:39 pm

I like the one on the left.
Definate mud wrastlin’ material.
I guess it’s the gardenia what done it fer me… ;^)
She does have her mom’s smile, too, doesn’t she?

:: jozjozjoz :: November 11, 2005 at 9:43 am

Hey I’m with Bobbola on this one:

1) Jill has a twin. Get that? AN IDENTICAL TWIN!
2) Jill shares a birthday (same day different year) with me.

But, yeah Mariska is hot, too.

Jen-Again November 15, 2005 at 11:35 am

Mariska = fantasy hot. Jill= approachable hot. Gotta go with Mariska.

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