A whole different animal my ass

by statia on November 22, 2005

Dear Frontier Airlines,

I really do love your airline. In fact, when we first flew with you guys back from Florida, I loved you so much that I signed up for your early returns program and got your mastercard so that I could rack up miles and get lots of free tickets. You sucked me in with your cute little animals on the tail and the individual lcd’s on the back of every seat. 24 channels of direct tv? I love you for that. I’ve caught up on a lot of Discovery, TLC as well as HGTV. And of course, let’s not forget about the ER episode that I wanted to watch, even if it was mildly fucked up to watch it during the flight.

However, I find it extremely disappointing that I came to find out that you don’t allow any animals in cabin. Don’t you think that this is quite odd considering you base your entire marketing theme on cute little furry animals? I mean, hello? This is the reason I got an accessory dog!! So I dress her in sweaters, carry her around in bags, and take her with me when I flew places. Yes, that’s right, I’m not ashamed of it. I wanted people to gush over her cuteness while she happily napped on my lap while I watched all of my favorite channels (P.S. You really have too many sports channels. You could do away with some of those and maybe replace one of them with Spike TV so that I could watch reruns of CSI, I’m just sayin’). I mean, what the hell am I supposed to do with my cute little dog now? Put her on the wing? Please reconsider. She’s really cute.



Manuela November 22, 2005 at 10:53 am

This is where Europe just rocks… pets go EVERYWHERE! And that’s the way it sh ould be as far as I’m concerned.

Donna November 22, 2005 at 11:38 am

Seriously, they won’t let her on the plane? That’s just wrong. And, like you say, what’s the point of having an accessory dog if you can’t flaunt it? Stupid airline.

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