I’m guessing that Christmas objects up the ass probably hurt

by statia on October 31, 2005

Dear fucking idiots in my neighborhood,

Why the FUCK are you putting up Christmas lights and Christmas TREES on October 31st? IT’S NOT EVEN FUCKING NOVEMBER YET YOU STUPID FUCKING MORONS!!! I’d like to eat my Thanksgiving dinner without looking out my window and seeing your Christmas tree glaring at me. Jesus tits, the kids haven’t even come down from the Halloween sugar high. One holiday at a time. Dickheads.



Solonor November 1, 2005 at 3:11 am


Rob November 1, 2005 at 3:28 am

Jesus tits… now that’s a new one even to me.

Amy November 1, 2005 at 6:20 am

Do you live in my neighborhood, because I have neighbors just like that. Their entire exterior (and the interior from what I hear) is entirely decorated for whatever holiday is closest.

They have showed restraint and haven’t put up anything Christmassy yet.

julie November 1, 2005 at 12:47 pm

I saw Christmas lights on outside yesterday, too. You can’t blame them really. They’re just easily brain washed by the Christmas commercials that started in September. They probably think they’re late.

Ms. Pants November 1, 2005 at 2:15 pm

Jesus tits, Statia, I love the shiny out of vaseline for you!

Jonathan November 1, 2005 at 4:48 pm


ciz November 1, 2005 at 9:16 pm

don’t worry now, jesus tits will be in the dictonary like the rest of the crazy words in this world …
yeah walmart here is all jacked to the max w/x-mas shit
they must think we are going to forget about christmas

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