And there was evolution. And it was good

by statia on October 31, 2005

Apparently there are people around the Meester’s office that zoom around on Segways.

I think Segways are the stupidest fucking thing known to mankind. Some (ok, a lot) of us are lucky to have been given the ability to walk. This is how we evolved. Woohoo. We can WALK. We can go places by using our legs and it also keeps us fit. What a fucking novel concept. And then there were these geeks that invented a mode of transportation for you to just STAND ON, so that you don’t have to do any sort of exercise at all. If you have some sort of health problem, then, ok. Fine. It’s useful. But these people are just fucking lazy. I mean, it’s an office for chrissakes, and the building isn’t even all that big.

And then as time evolves, we’re going to end up with wheels instead of feet. All thanks to the Segway.

HOORAY!!

{ 3 comments }

Rob October 31, 2005 at 2:20 pm

Have you seen the price tag for one of those things? It boggles the mind at how much discretionary money some people have when they can spend that much on something like that.

Funniest thing I saw was a guy in a jogging suit riding one by a gym that I go to.

KB October 31, 2005 at 4:09 pm

In the shopping plaza near my job the security people patrol on them. I can’t help laughing out loud and pointing at them as they pass my by.

Kestrel October 31, 2005 at 7:58 pm

Only in America. We drive Hummers down pedestrian streets and use battery powered scooters to go to the gym. It’s our own little brand of FU to the rest of the world eh?

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