Ovaltine?

by statia on March 10, 2005

Dear Ovaltine,

You’d think for the $5.79 you charge for a jar of your tasty product, that you’d be so kind as to include a scoop, you cheap fucks. How much could a scoop be?

Love,
Sporty

{ 8 comments }

Tom March 10, 2005 at 8:07 am

I always thought Ovaltine tasted like dirty water.

sledge March 10, 2005 at 8:07 am

No scoop?

You now have the right to kill someone. Enjoy!

ed adkins March 10, 2005 at 9:10 am

im not not one to put sissy crap in my coffee, but every once in a while a little ovaltine is nice.

of course now that you bring up the missing scoop the next person who even SUGGESTS ovaltine in my coffee is going to get a chop to the temple.

mac March 10, 2005 at 10:27 am

Be sure to drink your Ovaltine.

Hey, I’m just saying…

Southern Chaos March 10, 2005 at 10:49 am

Dude, it’s the same way in Maxwell House coffee. I don’t drink it, but even so, didn’t it used to come with a scoop? Maybe there’s a scoop shortage.

Deltus March 10, 2005 at 11:20 am

Personally, I don’t want a scoop. It’s just another way The Man tries to tell us how much Ovaltine to put in our drink. Dammit, I’LL decide how much Ovaltine is enough! If I want to scoop it with that oddball oversized Frankenspoon that’s equal to 1.5 regular tablespoons, then that’s what I’m gonna do.

fran March 10, 2005 at 4:20 pm

maybe ovaltine is an amish corporation and they don’t believe in spoons? who knows!

Julie March 10, 2005 at 8:45 pm

HA! I agree! I just bought Ovaltine today. It was $4.86 in Las Vegas sans scoop.

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