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by statia on March 23, 2005

It’s funny when I read other people’s sites to see them doing similar gross things like me and the Meester. Dooce and hubs like to squeeze and lance things, which I find amusing since we’re pretty much the exact same way. I could only equate it to being like monkeys, which is exactly how she puts it. Funny enough, meester has a pretty queasy stomach for things like that, but when I showed him my complexion tool from sephora, he was more than intrigued. Best 16 bucks I’ve ever spent. Since moving in together, it’s become an almost nightly ritual, checking eachother for blackheads and other such things that might produce goo has become a hobby. Others knit, or do crafty type things. We squeeze.

Had the meester found the mass of chunk and goo coming out of something like that on my body, it would simply be known in our household as the jackpot.


Deltus March 23, 2005 at 10:29 am

Oh, the violent squirters are the best. First runner up are the ones that you just canot believe how much goo is in there.

jen March 23, 2005 at 10:44 am

you guys are just perfect.

meester and meeses monkey butts.

Sibeal March 23, 2005 at 11:21 am

My mom is a nurse in a derm office. She gets to see the goo all day long.

Ms. Pants March 23, 2005 at 11:30 am

The Tool. *harp noises*

buddha March 23, 2005 at 11:32 am

That type of love kind of makes me want to cry…

geeky March 23, 2005 at 12:18 pm

i dont mind my own goo, but i want no part in others goo.

fran March 23, 2005 at 12:46 pm


although, i am intrigued, what is this complexion tool you are talking about?

skits March 23, 2005 at 12:46 pm

Fran and I groom each other like oranguatans. Being married is cool. heh.

karmajenn March 23, 2005 at 1:18 pm

In squeezing, my goal is distance and speed.

grace March 23, 2005 at 1:42 pm

I was totally skeeved out the first time my mister asked me to squeeze a pimple that was out of his reach. I had never exchanged favors of that nature with anyone before. But, I found it oddly gratifying and now it’s almost a compulsion.

Hi, I’m Grace and I’m a pimple popper.

The Meeeeester March 23, 2005 at 2:35 pm

Fran, we will bring the tool…you will see what all the fuss is about.

fran March 23, 2005 at 4:03 pm

cool! i really want to see “the tool”….ha ha ha…


i actually JUST read the title of this post….*gag*

Deltus March 23, 2005 at 10:20 pm

Yeah, what kind of tool is it? How does it work?

Deltus March 23, 2005 at 10:25 pm
Ms. Pants March 24, 2005 at 1:40 pm

Naw, Deltus. It’s this one.

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