I get PMS 20 days out of the month

by statia on March 12, 2005

No, I’m not pregnant thankyouverymuch. I was simply looking at pictures of friends kids in kind of the less creepy photoshop way where you see what parts are whose and it’s just a cool concept. The “thing” I wasn’t going to get into is in no way related to pregnancy, but will still end up making me lose my mind in the end.

But let’s keep talking about babies.

This is my new to me niece (you can click to big). Yeah, isn’t she cute?


My sister in law sent me and the meester this picture yesterday. I didn’t focus so much on her laughing at the fact that she’s having fun on the swing. I focused on her sweatshirt and thought to myself: “Why would she dress her in a jacket that says “Honkey” on it? I knew that my eyes had to be deceiving me, because there is no way it said honkey on it. The phone picture made it hard for me to see that there are actually monkeys making up the word “honkey” so it actually does say Monkey on it. So now I feel like a total jackass that I couldn’t actually figure out the word monkey on a jacket, but the way the M is all crinkled on there, it looks like an H.

And now, it will forever be known as the honkey jacket.


Jodi March 12, 2005 at 10:31 am

Honkey??? I don’t think they sell such a thing out there in the childwear world. Ha!

Rose March 12, 2005 at 10:34 am

And just so you don’t feel alone, before I read your description of your niece, I thought, “Why does her sweatshirt say “Honkey?”

Holy crap, I better take people with me after I have kids to buy clothes or I’ll make all kinds of mistakes.

tj March 12, 2005 at 10:55 am

cutest picture EVER!

and, for the record, i thought it said honkey too. hee hee.

Deltus March 12, 2005 at 11:56 am

Even after reading what it supposedly said, I *still* think it says honkey. Durn cute baby, btw.

Lisa March 12, 2005 at 12:10 pm

Cute kid. Strange woman. Love you. :)

Ms. Pants March 12, 2005 at 12:38 pm

And that is why I must know you forever. You can make me laugh with honkey stories and I can make you laugh with horrid Texas phrases. And we can make the world pull up their pants, one maple nut at a time.

(Very looking forward to July!!)

Deltus March 13, 2005 at 9:16 pm

And it’s not surprising, because after all, the kid *is* a honkey…

debutaunt March 14, 2005 at 7:34 am

I was totally wanting that Honkey jacket for my kid.


Princess March 14, 2005 at 8:19 am

Great idea! I’m ordering one that reads “SHIKSA!”

ed adkins March 14, 2005 at 11:07 am

i totally saw Honkey.

i have to get one for my kid.

fran March 14, 2005 at 1:22 pm

it thought it spelled “hockey”….”maybe the parents are hockey fans?” i thought….hmmm

Chrishawn March 15, 2005 at 12:32 pm

Yeah, it sorta does look like honkey. Hee Hee. Cute kid!

redsaid March 18, 2005 at 7:20 pm

Honkey or Monkey… who cares? The fashion does not the baby make. And she is ADORABLE!!!! Those are the cutest, most edible cheeks and that NOSE! Oh! (And this coming from a girl who doesn’t want to have kids of her own, so that should tell you something!)

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