Would you like to smell The Donald?

by left_blank on February 25, 2005

Edited by Sporty: Just an FYI. I did not get to smell the Donald. It was Mac who had the joy of smelling random celebrities. She’s guest posting here to get her fix while her blog is in the shop. Carry on.

Have you ever wanted to know how Donald Trump smells? Me, I’ve always assumed he would smell like burning hair and Brill Cream, with a delicate hint of crusty old guy. But according to Krista, he smells of dish soap and rotting fruit.

Who knew?

We went to lunch today, and she escorted me into the Douglas cosmetics where she made fun of me for spending $28 on pressed powder. The over-enthusiastic shopgirls kept asking us if we needed anything. Finally, one of them uttered the magic phrase, “Would you like to smell The Donald?

Well…who wouldn’t want to sniff the splendiferousness of Donald Trump?

Alas, I could not make myself take a whiff. But Krista took one for the team, and reported back on the piquant mix of Dawn and fly-infested pears.

I did, however, have the pleasure of smelling Britney Spears. Just as I suspected, there’s latex, dirty underwear, and wet dog involved. It was not good.

The shopgirl was probably not thrilled when we both lurched out of the store in a stank-infused stupor, laughing like hyenas.


sporty February 25, 2005 at 1:42 pm

mmmmm comb over musk.

Pamela February 25, 2005 at 1:48 pm

Jiminy freakin’ crickets!

Michelle February 25, 2005 at 2:48 pm

“Would you like to smell The Donald?” – she like seriously said that? Hahaha, that’s really funny to me for some reason.

Deltus February 28, 2005 at 9:10 pm

*smells The Donald*

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