Own it

by statia on February 1, 2005

I have come to the conclusion that whatever you are, you should just own it. Except of course if you’re a total asshole, in which case, you shouldn’t own it, you should let people kick your ass on a daily basis.

That said, my name is Sporty and I’m a flip flop snob. I’ve decided to take a stand and only buy reef flip flops. They are the only ones that are good enough to grace my feets. While on vacation, I aquired 5 pairs of reefs in various colors. I am totally owning my flip flop snobbery, and now I will go off to a corner and sulk, because it is too cold to wear my beloved reefs.


mikey February 1, 2005 at 2:28 pm

Reef? wow, my journey through the past isn’t over yet! (;

Pamela February 1, 2005 at 2:29 pm

*feels your pain*
You’ll have to have an indoor tanned toes party to show them and your new ring & hubby off, no?

Tracy February 1, 2005 at 2:36 pm

Turn the heat up high, and wear them around the house. I own at least 10 pairs of flip flops (granted, I live in So. Cal.), and my feet seriously gain a mind of their own and torture me if I wear shoes with toes in them. Here’s to flip flops forever! No more claus-toe-phobia (sorry, it’s lame, but I can’t help it!)

tricia February 1, 2005 at 2:51 pm

HA HAAA! /nelson voice

robyn February 1, 2005 at 4:20 pm

What size are you? I could wear them for you until it warms up there so they don’t get lonely… ;-p

Jennifer February 1, 2005 at 6:47 pm

Aw, how cute. You call them “flip flops”. How Caucasian of you! (They’re slippahs! SLIPPAHS! How could you not learn the language of the peoples of Hawaii? I’m so disappointed, haole girl.)

Deltus February 1, 2005 at 8:47 pm

They certainly do appear to be premium quality fli… uh, slippahs. They probably stay on your feet effortlessly, too, huh?

Dirty Martinis February 2, 2005 at 7:06 am

Shake Your Roomba

I haven't had much drive to blog lately….as if you can't tell. I disappear for a week and then when I do post I am calling everyone and everything a whore. How nice of me. I must need a vacation. But I do think of stuff from time to time…

fran February 2, 2005 at 9:52 am

oh man, that’s like buy a 12 pack of condoms only to find out your date is a distant cousin of yours….do’h!

Michelle February 2, 2005 at 10:28 am

You gotta call them “slippas” like the locals do (I was born and raised in Hawaii). :) Have fun!

Melissa February 2, 2005 at 6:11 pm

REEFS ROCK!!! You could get the socks that are kinda like gloves, with the toes in them. I wear my reefs all year long.

redsaid February 3, 2005 at 12:09 am

What? You’re a M*A*R*R*I*E*D woman and you are not only showing your ankles but your nekkid, uncovered TOES!?!

The Meester should divorce you immediately for such unmeeses-like behaviour and I should get custody of the dog, because yes, that’s really what this is all about. I want your puppeeeeeeeeeeee!!!

Sque February 3, 2005 at 4:19 am

Pfft..I wear my SLIPPAHS year round!

Hey, congrats on the wedding too!

geeky February 3, 2005 at 10:38 am

i need like 80 pairs of those.

Cathy February 3, 2005 at 10:44 am

I have the same ones in blue :) I’m actually wearing them now…so comfortable.

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