mmm mmm good

by statia on February 22, 2005

The dog and I are having a farting contest tonight. I can’t tell you who’s winning, but I can tell you that it’s a pretty close race.

The Campbell’s soup to go chicken and stars resembles the pukey bits of goodness that have been ending up in my mouth lately. Those stars bear a really close resemblence to partially digested food. More than you ever wanted to know.

Can I please ask what the FUCK those stupid face shields are that Asians are wearing around the bay area? I never saw these things until I moved here. We saw yet another one today, and on top of the face shield, she was wearing white gloves. GLOVES. Are they afraid they might disinegrate in the sun? What? Please, tell me what? And where the hell do you get these things anyway?


Chris Vicious February 22, 2005 at 9:16 pm

Why’s it always gotta be about race?

buddha February 22, 2005 at 9:37 pm

Why you gots to be frontin about “My” people?

Besides…besides being an ancient chinese secret..we wear those to keep those crazy germs you “white folk” emit.


and I’m spent…

Deltus February 22, 2005 at 9:38 pm

What do you mean, face shields? Like a welder’s mask or a cloth in front of the face or what?

As for the farting contest, I don’t know who’s winning, but I can sure tell you who’s losing: the Meester.

missy February 22, 2005 at 9:54 pm

I wanna see, take a picture. :)

M@ February 23, 2005 at 5:51 am

About half the people in the airport in Taipei had those on. I just thought they were all doctors on the way to surgery.

Steph February 23, 2005 at 6:46 am

They are protecting themselves from the odors created during contests with dogs and their owners! kidding…they are protecting themselves from the flu maybe, a lot of Asian folks wore them during the SARS outbreak.

tj February 23, 2005 at 6:52 am


Rob February 23, 2005 at 9:03 am

An homage to Michael Jackson maybe?

mikey February 23, 2005 at 11:21 am

that’s gotta be a NorCal thing. i’ve never seen anything like that before.

gwen February 23, 2005 at 10:09 pm

i saw asian women doing that in vancouver last july. i have no idea, but i can’t see how they attract men that way!

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