I’m spiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiic-ay

by statia on February 6, 2005

Yesterday we had to run to Target and pick up carpet cleaner because G-dog basically he had decided this week that he was a wanna be Jackson Pollock …. with his ass. It was probably one of the worst ass fountains in the history of G-man. We borrowed one of our coworkers carpet cleaners, all we needed was to get the stuff to clean with. We’ve borrowed it before, for one other such artistic occasion, and also because I hate how apartment complexes put the shittiest carpet in, and in a light beige almost off white color. Why? Fuck, put 70′s dark brown in there, I don’t care, just something that doesn’t show dirt. Anyway, the carpet cleaner is a hoover I think, and we really need to just pick up one of our own, because I hate icky carpet funk that just comes with walking on it over time, and because G-dog likes to bring out his chocolaty poopy goodness way more often than we would like him too. I went on a cleaning binge and just decided to clean our entire apartment with this thing, top to bottom. I gotta say, it works pretty fucking good.

Where was I going with this? Oh yeah, so every time we’re standing in line at Target, I always have to check out the candy, because I love candy, and every time we’re standing in line, I see the tin of ginger Altoids and always want to get them, but chicken out. I finally sucked it up and got a tin yesterday. At first all I thought about was actual ginger that they give you with sushi, which I personally think tastes like spicy lemon pledge, but after a few, I was addicted. They are a bit spicy, but man, are they freaking good. I think I wore a hole in my stomach lining from eating almost the whole tin already.


Kevin Donahue February 6, 2005 at 1:28 pm

I’m convinced that Altoids have crack as a secret ingredient.

martha February 6, 2005 at 2:22 pm

those are SO good.

but if you ever see the licorice ones dont try them – they taste like ass. And I even like licorice…

Deltus February 6, 2005 at 2:30 pm

First off, what the fuck are you feeding your dog, anyway? Does he ever have good, solid poop? :)

And my concurrence on the Altoids-contain-crack hypothesis. The guvmint oughta look into that.

sphinx February 6, 2005 at 4:02 pm

Dude, G-dog shits on your carpet like weekly. wtf?


Pamela February 6, 2005 at 4:32 pm

Believe it or not, ginger is soothing to the stomach…

Deltus February 6, 2005 at 8:46 pm

I prefer Mary-Ann.

*kicks own ass*

fleecey February 7, 2005 at 9:58 am

i’ve only tried the tangerine sours so far (they are so good). maybe i’ll pick up the ginger ones on the way home from work.

KB February 7, 2005 at 1:48 pm

Those ginger Altoids are good for cleaning the palette after a meal. Curry and onions anyone?

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