If you set yourself on fire, I don’t think you’d be doing this Meme right now.

by statia on February 23, 2005

Because I’m lacking in real content (aside of the asian sun visors of course), I stole this from Ms. Pants. The ones in bold are the ones I haven’t done.


I?ve Never Kissed A Member Of The Opposite Sex
I?ve Never Kissed A Member Of The Same Sex
I?ve Never Crashed A Friend?s Car
I?ve Never Been To Japan
I?ve Never Been In A Taxi
I?ve Never Been In Love
I?ve Never Had Sex In a Public Place
I?ve Never Been Dumped
I?ve Never Done Cocaine
I?ve Never Shoplifted (a pair of kswiss from an old job, most uncomfortable shoes ever)
I?ve Never Been Fired (see above)
I?ve Never Been In A Fist Fight
I?ve Never Had Group Intercourse
I?ve Never Snuck Out Of My Parent?s House (not really, I just kinda walked out the front door)
I?ve Never Been Tied Up
I?ve Never Regretted Having Sex With Someone
I?ve Never Been Arrested
I?ve Never Made Out With A Stranger
I?ve Never Stolen Something From My Job
I?ve Never Celebrated New Years In Time Square (are you fucking crazy?)
I?ve Never Gone On A Blind Date
I?ve Never Lied To A Friend
I?ve Never Had A Crush On A Teacher or Professor
I?ve Never Celebrated Mardi Gras In New Orleans
I?ve Never Been To Europe
I?ve Never Skipped School (all the fucking time)
I?ve Never Slept With A Co-Worker (well, technically, I did. Emphasis on the slept, and if he would have come near me, I would have punched him in the balls)
I?ve Never Cut Myself On Purpose
I?ve Never Had Sex At The Office
I?ve Never Been Married
I?ve Never Been Divorced
I?ve Never Had Sex With More Than One Person Within The Same Week
I?ve Never Posed Nude
I?ve Never Gotten Someone Drunk Just To Have Sex With Them (kinda glad that didn’t work out)
I?ve Never Killed Anyone
I?ve Never Received Scars From My Sex Partner
I?ve Never Thrown Up In A Bar
I’ve Never Taken a Hallucinogenic Drug
I?ve Never Purposely Set A Part Of Myself On Fire
I?ve Never Eaten Sushi
I?ve Never Been Snowboarding
I?ve Never Had Sex At A Friend?s House While They Were Throwing A Party
I?ve Never Had Sex In A Dressing Room
I?ve Never Flashed nyone
I?ve Never Met Anyone From Online

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tj February 24, 2005 at 6:13 am

i’ve never done this meme.

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