I can’t spare a square

by statia on February 10, 2005

Dear crappy industrial sandpaper toilet paper making company,

It’s bad enough that you have to exsist to begin with. I’m not a wuss. We don’t use namby pamby at home, but it’s no secret that you’re not exactly loved in the toilet paper making industry. But seriously, is there a reason why you must glue the beginning of the roll? I mean, glue it with heavy duty glue to the point where I have to shred the entire roll in half to get the toilet paper to actually work? Thanks for wasting my time and pissing me off.

You suck.
Love,
Sporty

{ 5 comments }

fran February 10, 2005 at 1:53 pm

GLUE? what the hell?

yeah, that IS annoying indeed…sheesh

mikey February 10, 2005 at 1:58 pm

um. couldn’t you just tear that one glued square off?

maybe you mistook a lint brush for a toilet paper roll?

Deltus February 10, 2005 at 2:31 pm

That’s why I always bring a box cutter with me into workplace bathrooms. Well, that, and some sucka might be gettin all up in my grill and need some cuttin.

The Meeeeester February 10, 2005 at 2:33 pm

That there is John Wayne brand toilet paper: Rough, Tough and don’t take no shit from nobody

(had to do it)

Helen February 11, 2005 at 6:23 am

There are many shortcuts I will accept I have to make in life-my clothes will not be tailored by Calvin Klein. My home will not be cleaned by an attractive butler I can use for sexual purposes. I will never own a home on the French Riviera.

But I put my foot down on using the glued end of the toilet paper.

A woman’s gotta’ be posh somewhere.

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