I can’t spare a square

by statia on February 10, 2005

Dear crappy industrial sandpaper toilet paper making company,

It’s bad enough that you have to exsist to begin with. I’m not a wuss. We don’t use namby pamby at home, but it’s no secret that you’re not exactly loved in the toilet paper making industry. But seriously, is there a reason why you must glue the beginning of the roll? I mean, glue it with heavy duty glue to the point where I have to shred the entire roll in half to get the toilet paper to actually work? Thanks for wasting my time and pissing me off.

You suck.


fran February 10, 2005 at 1:53 pm

GLUE? what the hell?

yeah, that IS annoying indeed…sheesh

mikey February 10, 2005 at 1:58 pm

um. couldn’t you just tear that one glued square off?

maybe you mistook a lint brush for a toilet paper roll?

Deltus February 10, 2005 at 2:31 pm

That’s why I always bring a box cutter with me into workplace bathrooms. Well, that, and some sucka might be gettin all up in my grill and need some cuttin.

The Meeeeester February 10, 2005 at 2:33 pm

That there is John Wayne brand toilet paper: Rough, Tough and don’t take no shit from nobody

(had to do it)

Helen February 11, 2005 at 6:23 am

There are many shortcuts I will accept I have to make in life-my clothes will not be tailored by Calvin Klein. My home will not be cleaned by an attractive butler I can use for sexual purposes. I will never own a home on the French Riviera.

But I put my foot down on using the glued end of the toilet paper.

A woman’s gotta’ be posh somewhere.

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