How much is that doggie in the window?

by statia on February 28, 2005

Since it’s technically “spring” here, we decided to walk to the drugstore and bring G-man, so that we could all get some exercise and fresh air. Springtime brings the freaks out of the wood work. I went in to pick up my perscription and I come out to a circle of people standing around my husband and my dog. The majority of them making some rude off handed comments. Because people can’t shut their fucking mouth and keep rude comments to themselves. After that whole fiasco we start heading back across the parking lot, where some old guy in his mini van belts out of nowhere: “I’LL BUY YOUR DOG FROM YOU.”

Seriously? What.the.fuck?


kat February 28, 2005 at 6:33 pm

People are assholes. I love the gman. If I liked dogs, he’s the kind of dog I’d get.

Lisa February 28, 2005 at 6:36 pm

How the fuck could people find something bad to say about you and your husband making sure your doggy gets exercise? I am so baffled by people, and this reinforces my opinion of most people. They suck.

sphinx February 28, 2005 at 6:39 pm

wtf. *finga*

geeky February 28, 2005 at 8:19 pm

fuck those dudes

Deltus February 28, 2005 at 9:19 pm

Wait, what were the rude comments? A circle of people were around them? Why? Looking at the G-man?

Now, as for the old guy making the offer, that’s just creepy.

huy March 1, 2005 at 6:38 am

What could they possibly have to say? Unless G-man was rolling around in his own crap, or better yet, the Meester was rolling around in G-man’s, then what could they have possibly been doing to warrant someone saying anything?

The Meeeeester March 1, 2005 at 7:08 am

Essentially, it started off with two guys (who were pretty cool) came up to pet the G-man. Once the meeeses came out, two old southern boys walked up and one said that the G’s tongue was really pale and that he had heartworm and then proceeded to say, in the nicest southern drawl (to G-man), “Looks like they don’t take too good a care of you”. And we proceeded to look at him as if we didn’t really hear what we thought we did. That is when we turned around and walked away and then the other old dude said he would buy G-man. I personally felt like giving him a half-price foot in the ass and then firebombing the entire shopping center. Gah…people here need to get run over.

mac March 1, 2005 at 8:46 am

Er…it’s times like those you wish you had a stink/smoke bomb.

fran March 1, 2005 at 9:14 am

*in scottish accent*


Pamela March 1, 2005 at 3:32 pm

I gotcher hawt woim right hey-yah! LOL

Merrin March 1, 2005 at 3:55 pm

Yep. It’s official. People suck.

mikey March 4, 2005 at 2:04 pm

sounds like some dudes were trolling from some gay dog sex…

Tom March 9, 2005 at 1:07 pm

That doesnt’ happen in PA because we have concealed carry law. They can’t take the chance that the guy wearing the NRA hat has a gun in his pocket.

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