Either my dog is gay, or I’m rubbing off on him.

by statia on February 12, 2005

Short of having a birthday party for G-man, he probably had the best birthday a dog could ever have. Of course, he has no fucking clue what the hell a birthday even is, but I bet he probably thought he won the dog lottery today. We took him to the beach, where he probably thought we were total assholes, because the water was so rough and the waves were so high, that we barely let him in. Then we took him to the dog bakery and proceeded to get him a bunch of fancy cookies and truffles. Because his big boy ball™ is on backorder, we let him pick out a toy at the shi shi poo poo dog bakery. What does my dog pick out? What does he dig way down to the bottom of the basket for? A pink toy. A pink toy that he pranced around the house with. Yeah, that was the gay clincher right there. I think I heard him sing a showtune. Not that there’s anything wrong with that. THEN as if his dog heart weren’t just totally exploding with love and joy for us, we went and gave him a helping of our dinner. London broil, mashed potatoes, garlic bread, and broccoli. I’m a little scared about the garlic fallout, but I guess it’s a small price to pay to see your dog giddy.

We really need to have children. I go more and more overboard with the dog birthdays.

{ 6 comments }

kat February 13, 2005 at 4:53 pm

So how’d teh garlic do ?

Camille February 13, 2005 at 7:12 pm

you guys are going to have GORGEOUS children!

Angela February 13, 2005 at 11:07 pm

I read somewhere that garlic was good for their coat… and fleas. :S Don’t know if it’s true or not. We are planning a “surprise” party for my oldest Bulldog in June… he’ll be 2 years old. It’s is soooooo nice to see other people spoiling their dogs. LOL
Anyhoo, I lurk here often but wanted to say: Happy Valentine’s Day! :)

Dania February 14, 2005 at 7:41 am

Dude, your dog got a better b-day than me.

Adopt me please.

Deltus February 14, 2005 at 9:02 pm

Has he tried humping any male dogs, or been humped by any? I think my dog might be gay. Bisexual, actually. Greedy fucker. :)

robyn February 15, 2005 at 9:03 am

What Dania said. I think I had like Chili’s or something for my last birthday…

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