“but my lips hurt real bad”

by statia on February 3, 2005

Do you think it’s possible to get carpal tunnel from wiping your ass too hard?


You know, I’m just saying, because I want to be thorough.

{ 8 comments }

Chris Vicious February 3, 2005 at 9:32 pm

Ding ding ding!

Business idea! Shit gauntlets! You wear them to prevent RSI when wiping your ass!

tricia February 4, 2005 at 4:18 am

Um.. probably not… Do chickens have long talons?

TINA COME GET SOME HAM!

The Meeeeester February 4, 2005 at 6:14 am

TINA, YOU FAT SHIT!!!! COME GET SOME HAM BEFORE MY GINA HURTS REEEEEEAL BAD!!!

fleecey February 4, 2005 at 9:03 am

it could be possible…

but i totally think you’re more likely to get carpal tunnel from using a bowstaff. ;)

Lisa February 4, 2005 at 9:52 am

Well, carpal tunnel is a repetative stress injury, therefore, if you’re constantly wiping your ass, I’d have to say YES.
;)

Sibeal February 4, 2005 at 7:44 pm

In your case, absolutely.

Charlie February 4, 2005 at 8:55 pm

Lordy, I hope not. Because if someone’s doing that much ass wiping, then they’re likely to have some sort of ‘repetitive injury’ back there, too. And I don’t want to even think about what sorts of tunnels might form ’round back. Yow.

Deltus February 4, 2005 at 10:11 pm

If you use tough-ass toilet paper like Scott brand (and as I recall, you do) you shouldn’t have a problem. People who use mamby pamby, soft-as-a-kittens-belly tp will have to wipe and wipe and wipe to get the same cleaning power. Now THOSE people might get CTS.

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