The dimentia continues

by statia on January 21, 2005

I think I need an MRI or something. Or maybe I need a vacation, where oiled down men serve me drinks with little umbrellas in them.

I did something last night that goes against every single thing I stand for.


I accidentally used the Meester’s toothbrush.

Seriously, I know you swap bodily fluids with your signifigant other, without a grossout factor, but the toothbrush is sacred. Because sharing old food particles and plaque is just wrong.

{ 14 comments }

Helen January 21, 2005 at 6:48 am

Doh! I do that. I figure it must be true love if you can share a toothbrush.

Now the true test of real love is the loofah. That’s right. My boy has some dried-up cracked up feet since he can’t stand having them touched. I sat him down, got him drunk and loofahed his feet one night. Now if you can say you’ve been around floating dead skin while using a little sandpaper paddle on the guy, then that’s gotta’ be love.

Gotta’ be.

I mean, if it weren’t love it’d just be fucked up, so I’m going to go with love.

Empress January 21, 2005 at 6:50 am

That never bothered me. We do it on occasion accidentally but it had no more effect than to cause me to pause and wonder how it happened. Don’t let it throw you!

sphinx January 21, 2005 at 7:19 am

Was there butt hair on it?

mikey January 21, 2005 at 10:15 am

quit being all skeevy; sharing a toothbrush once or twice never hurt anyone.

i mean, it could be worse. that could be the toothbrush that he scrubs the toilet with.

Donna January 21, 2005 at 11:54 am

I totally agree. We NEVER share a toothbrush. EVER.

Deltus January 21, 2005 at 12:50 pm

Um, if you still have food particles and plaque on your toothbrush when you’re done, um… you know you can rinse it off really good after you’re done, right?

Stef January 21, 2005 at 1:17 pm

I think that word is “dementia”.

And I have used my partner’s toothbrush by mistake, and it’s no big deal. I usually tell him so he can use mine “by mistake”. Seriously.

fleecey January 21, 2005 at 1:44 pm

i’m so with you- i just can’t do the toothbrush sharing thing. i had to once when we went away for the weekend and he forgot his toothbrush, but i made him wash it out GOOD.

sporty January 21, 2005 at 2:44 pm

I don’t spell check at 6 am. Don’t come here to correct my spelling.

Pamela January 21, 2005 at 3:09 pm

Ma & Pa toothbrush holders.
Keeps yourn from a gettin’ cornfused wit sumbuddy elses…

teh gramar king January 24, 2005 at 8:38 am

u shuld lern too spel beter so that yur reeders kan decifer what yur saying beter and use beter gramar two and i wuld never use my gurlfrend’s tuthbrosh becasue taht is teh grossed.

Ugh. My head hurts from typing that badly.

Deltus January 25, 2005 at 6:50 am

Sporty? You still in there? Hello…?

M@ January 25, 2005 at 7:38 am

Congrats!!!!!

kat January 25, 2005 at 12:14 pm

Woot!!

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