Is your refrigerator running?

by statia on January 6, 2005

Dear people who have a home office,

It’s one thing to let your kids answer your home phone, which personally, I think is a pain in the ass to begin with, as kids and phones don’t mix. But for the love of jeebus, don’t let your kid answer your business line. You wouldn’t have them answer your calls at the office would you? Hell, you shouldn’t bring them into the office anyway.

Love,
Sporty.

{ 11 comments }

Princess January 6, 2005 at 1:15 pm

Do you have Prince Albert in a can?

Ms. Pants January 6, 2005 at 2:26 pm

ps– give ‘em a smacking for me.

Deltus January 6, 2005 at 2:34 pm

Very unprofessional, people who do that. If the business line is on the same telephone base as the home line, then you have to train your kids to either not answer the phone (they shouldn’t anway, until they are at least 12) or to not answer when it’s the business line.

skurdycat January 6, 2005 at 3:45 pm

Hi little kid, this is The National Truth Association….we were calling to tell your mother that she should really tell you that a) there is no santa claus, easter bunny, or toothfairy b) you’re NOT as cute as grandma says you are when she pinches your cheeks, and c) well that she’s not even your real mom, they found you in a garbage can. By the way STOP ANSWERING THIS PHONE!

Melissa January 6, 2005 at 4:48 pm

Euroman is pretty fugly………. I wonder if he has a blog……..hmmm?

Meester's Seester January 6, 2005 at 5:09 pm

See! I told you he was VERY “european”! Do I really need to use the “U” word????

Meester's Seester January 6, 2005 at 5:09 pm

See! I told you he was VERY “european”! Do I really need to use the “U” word????

Meester's Seester January 6, 2005 at 5:09 pm

See! I told you he was VERY “european”! Do I really need to use the “U” word????

Melissa January 6, 2005 at 5:21 pm

I would actually prefer monkey butt over the “U” word….. ….sorry sporty I just had to get one last word in

Aurorealis January 6, 2005 at 8:31 pm

Don’t be so sure, now… I get a lot of “Is your mommy there?” …and I’m thirty! Sucks ass. :/

KB January 7, 2005 at 12:18 pm

That reminded me of that scene in Elf where Buddy answers his dad’s phone asking “What’s your favorite color?”

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