Does she have a sista?

by statia on January 7, 2005

Ringing in the new year started with better eating. Because you know, we’re all the same. A new year means a clean start for some reason. Diet and exercise are probably the #1 resolution, and probably because it’s just take a break over the holidays. I can’t pass up cookies, or candy. Or food for that matter.

So it’s back to eating better and healther, and back to the gym. All veggies and healthy snacks. I’ve got this thing for peas lately. Peas with some pam. That’s right, pam. Pam has got to be the best shit ever invented. Butter “flavoring” without the calories.

Better living through science. Emphasis on the science.

{ 8 comments }

Melissa January 7, 2005 at 12:08 pm

I really like the I Can’t Believe It’s Not Butter Spray……….dude, if you red the back there is like no calories, no fat, no cholesterol………..I wonder if there is anything in it?

sphinx January 7, 2005 at 12:09 pm

Pam makes garlic flavor too… mmmmmmmm spray on garlic flavored greaseeee.

Ms. Pants January 7, 2005 at 12:42 pm

And thanks to Pam, dem peas won’t stick to yer colon.

jason January 7, 2005 at 12:52 pm

if you’re going to eat the Pam on your peas, you might as well eat the Equal and Sweet and Low, too…Pam is just a bit too “unknown chemical” for me…

The Meeeeester January 7, 2005 at 1:00 pm

I bet the pam would be a good vaseline substitute in regard to what Deltus said about your ring sting.

Pamela January 7, 2005 at 2:52 pm

I guess you can figure what my beef is with this product…

jen January 7, 2005 at 4:10 pm

not a big fan of peas myself, but if i have to eat them, then i only like baby leseurs…

Deltus January 8, 2005 at 1:49 pm

Wow! That is an awesome idea! Anus sting relief in a can. Sting-B-Gone. There’s gotta be a market for that.

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