by statia on January 10, 2005

To keep up with the bitching theme left over from the weekend, I should have just stayed in bed today. I was pretty much ready to set fire to the weekend and was actually happy that Monday was just around the corner, if only to leave a shitty weekend behind.

I’ve managed to slice my forehead, and my hand (today is national cut yourself day), get a stain on my pants, and drop my handbag on the ground, all before 7 am.

I want my woobie.


Empress January 10, 2005 at 7:53 am

So far, just a paper cut, but right next to a nail and it bled like a stuck pig! Oh, wait – I cut my knee shaving this morning, too. So I think I’m right on course for Nationa Cut Yourself Day. What a fun holiday!

Deltus January 10, 2005 at 7:56 am

What the heck were you doing that you sliced your forehead?! I’ve given myself my fair share of cuts in the past, but the forehead has NEVER been on the sliced-body-part menu.

tricia January 10, 2005 at 8:23 am

Were you shaving your eyebrows again? I told you not to do that anymore, remember the last time you cut yourself? You were in the hospital for a week!

christina January 10, 2005 at 8:23 am

Sorry about your bad day.
I love the image up top there, btw.

buddha January 10, 2005 at 8:29 am

Slicing of the forehead eh?…Boy I would give anything to see that!!!

You’re like the walking wounded..sliced and diced. Kind of like a Ron Popeil infomercial!!

Kevin January 10, 2005 at 1:07 pm

I managed it. In the vernacular, at least. I got home at 2:30 am and managed to stub my toe so hard it bled all over the place. There was blood on the floor in 5 rooms, 3 of which are carpeted.

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