The seventh circle of hell lies inside San Francisco International.

by statia on December 12, 2004

We had to pick up the Meester’s Seester at the airport on Thursday night. She stayed with us for a few days before we shipped her ass off to his Ma’s house for the holidays (rent a car next time will ya?). SFO is the biggest clusterfuck ever. They made us park in international parking because the land barge is too big. Here is a map of the aiport. Because we parked in international, we had to figure out how to get over to domestic to meet up with seester.

Except, there is no way to get to domestic from international. It’s just a bunch of arrows pointing you in different directions, but never really taking you to the intended destination that you need to be in. It’s all a big game while security watches you walk around a huge maze. The adventure, went a little something like this. Throw in me being, sick, tired and cranky, and now you’ve got yourself a nice little time bomb waiting to go off. Only, I didn’t say bomb in the airport. “You can’t say bomb in an airport.”

Somehow, by some miracle, Seester ended up coming into a sort of international gate, and after walking around and getting pissed off, we found her. We didn’t even have to wait for her luggage long.

Who the hell thinks up aiport logistics?

{ 6 comments }

Lisa December 12, 2004 at 12:24 pm

Nice way to “tour” the airport. ;)

Seester December 12, 2004 at 3:25 pm

Thanks again for picking me up! NO! I will not rent a car :) See you next weekend :) :) :)

Kevin December 12, 2004 at 8:52 pm

The computer’s random number generator. Yup. That’s right. It’s random.

Melissa December 13, 2004 at 1:36 am

I hope you were nice to seester when you found her. Hope you guys have happy holidays!!

Deltus December 13, 2004 at 11:13 am

Some asshole architect or something, that’s who.

robyn December 13, 2004 at 2:08 pm

Bomb bomb bomb, bomb bomb bomb bomb bomb bomb bomb. You gonna arrest me? Bomb bomb bomb bomb! During the war I was a BOMBadier!

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