Have a Holly Jolly Christmas

by statia on December 6, 2004

I’m so ahead of the game this year, that Santa is running scared with tire tracks on his asshole. I might mention that he’s wearing a buttplug and depends on from the anal leakage caused by my repeated ass rapings. People have already started to get my Christmas cards already. I won Santa. I’m done shopping. Everything has been mailed, and all I have left to do, is wrap a few presents. I can now happily park my ass on the sofa for the remainder of the holiday season and watch bad made for tv movies on ABC Family, while sipping on some nice hot apple cider.


Don’t get me wrong, I’m not bitter about the holidays. In fact, I love them, and I’m actually very much looking forward to Christmas this year. I just hate shopping and the pushy people in the stores. Rushing as if their shopping takes presidence over yours. People have way too much self importance, and it’s really easy to get caught up in that attitude. I don’t need the added stress or anger that it induces.

Of course, being done so early means that you need to sit and wait for Christmas to come before everyone opens their presents. I don’t have the mental ability to wait when I’m excited. *pees*

{ 5 comments }

Deltus December 6, 2004 at 10:50 am

YOU ASS-RAPED SANTA!!!

*runs away bawling*

geeky December 6, 2004 at 11:31 am

and that’s why i do my shopping online. i hate people :)

mary December 6, 2004 at 12:25 pm

Brandy is really good in hot apple cider. :)

kat December 6, 2004 at 12:45 pm

Poor Santa. he’s gonna need therapy for all those ass rapings. You big meanie you.

Lisa December 7, 2004 at 9:48 am

Isn’t it faboo being done so early? I finished up all the crap as of last night, except for one little shopping foray to Boyd’s Bear Country so the boy can buy MY Christmas presents!

He’d better not think I’m gonna wrap them…

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