Give a little bit of your love to me

by statia on December 2, 2004

The only problem with having a dog around Christmas time isn’t him drinking out of the tree stand. No. It’s that when wrapping Christmas presents, everyone gets a little piece of your dog embedded in scotch tape every single year.

Yes, I’m wrapping presents already, and yes, I’m just about done Christmas shopping.


Deltus December 2, 2004 at 9:53 pm

Just as long as the embedded bits of dog are hair, and not noxious secretions. Because nothing ruins the spirit of Festivus quicker than a spritz of black ass pee.

Empress December 3, 2004 at 3:58 am

Aww! That’s nice that he shares! Everyone on our Christmas list gets a bit of our cats, too. That’s just the way it goes!

sphinx December 3, 2004 at 5:25 am


tricia December 3, 2004 at 9:40 am

buy black wrapping paper. heh.

Helen December 6, 2004 at 6:01 am

The dog hair is a perk, surely. Like a little sparkly bow on top, a little reminder of how great the holidays are :)

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