Thanksgiving doesn’t just sneak up on you

by statia on November 22, 2004

Dear Pretty Much Everyone,

You know that Thanksgiving is always on a Thursday. It’s always the last Thursday in November. And if you have your head shoved way up your ass, the stores will remind you. They want their money. You should have planned in advance, and did this over the weekend, and left your kids at home so that they don’t accidentally get mowed down by me, (who isn’t last minute shopping for the holiday) because they just stand there drooling, taking up the whole god damned isle. Get the fuck off the phone, stop moseying, and next year, plan accordingly.

Love,
Sporty

{ 9 comments }

sphinx November 22, 2004 at 6:25 pm

*throws a beef log in your aisle*

sphinx November 22, 2004 at 6:27 pm

Heh… I did it twice.

huy November 22, 2004 at 6:30 pm

What? Thanksgiving is this Thursday?

And what’s a beef log? Sounds fun.

kat November 22, 2004 at 6:52 pm

Aren’t you just the epitome of holiday cheer? *Throws cheese logs and spicy beef logs at you.*

robyn November 22, 2004 at 9:17 pm

We aren’t shopping ’til Wednesday evening ‘cuz that’s when we gets paid. So nyah!

Wish you could head on over Thursday morning for some holiday roll with us…

Deltus November 22, 2004 at 10:31 pm

So, did you actually mow down some dumb kid (accidentally, of course), or were you just thinking about it?

julie November 23, 2004 at 6:36 am

well, let’s see now….

Happy Turkey Day!

julie November 23, 2004 at 6:37 am

you fibber!

LT November 23, 2004 at 7:11 am

DId you just say…moseying?

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