I just made you say underwear

by statia on November 15, 2004

I’ve gotten to the point where I have no sense of embarassment. I got an instant message from the IT guy here at work, stating that I had dropped something on the way to the bathroom, to change for the Meester and my daily lunch walk. Only, I didn’t get the message until after I had come back from lunch. So I IM back, and he so tactfully tries to tell me that he has a baby blue thong sitting in his desk drawer.


Poor guy had to actually pick them up and put them in his desk drawer and wait for me to come back to lunch. It was all I could do not to laugh. I always thought that something like that would happen sooner or later. I try to stuff them down at the bottom (which leaves me forgetting that they’re in there, which also leads me to wonder why the hell I’m losing my underwear at an alarming rate), so that something like that doesn’t happen. I figured I’d be way more mortified if something like that happened. I’m surprised I thought it was more funny than embarassing.

{ 17 comments }

The Meeeeester November 15, 2004 at 3:33 pm

Probably a good thing it wasn’t that crot…I mean, yeah, that is hilarious. Good thing it wasn’t the CEO who found them.

devilok November 15, 2004 at 3:36 pm

That’s quite possibly the funniest thing I’ve read all week.

jen November 15, 2004 at 3:46 pm

dude…you’re killing me.

but yeah, i bet HE was more emBARE ASSED them YOU!

kat November 15, 2004 at 3:59 pm

Poor guy HAD to pick up yer drawers. In what universe would a guy find that a bad thing?

judy November 15, 2004 at 4:50 pm

i’d love to read that aim convo
“Um I’m sorry you seem to have dropped something…”

Poor guy, he’s probably wondering just how you dropped your thong.

Lisa November 15, 2004 at 4:55 pm

*laugh* Oh thank you. I needed a laugh after the day I’ve been having!

geeky November 15, 2004 at 5:54 pm

oh. my. god. i think i would have had to quit work on the spot. it’s probably a good thing he seems like a rather discreet guy. can you imagine the office rumors??

sphinxy November 15, 2004 at 5:59 pm

You? Do something embarrassing? No way….

Dania November 15, 2004 at 6:33 pm

wait…did you drop them coming from the bathroom? If that’s the case…what exactly do you and him do on your “daily lunch walk??”

Deltus November 15, 2004 at 8:45 pm

I was wondering the same thing as Dania. Changing the pants, the shirt, for a walk? Yep, I’m right with ya. But… why you changing underwear? I assume, since you have no sense of embarassment, that if you were going out for a nooner instead of a “daily lunch walk” you would have said “nooner”. So, what, they have walking skivvies now?

huy November 16, 2004 at 6:27 am

Hey, at least he called you to return them and not keep them for some unknown reason.

Rob November 16, 2004 at 9:28 am

I’m not sure but I thnk that may be worse than my jock strap falling out of my work out bag and the cup tumbling out into the middle of a packed Yoga floor. Close but… yeah… worse.

robyn November 16, 2004 at 11:35 am

My mind’s in the gutter right there with Dania’s…

Ari November 16, 2004 at 11:49 am

What would have been worse is if that happened to the Mister???

KB November 16, 2004 at 3:09 pm

Be lucky he was willing to give them back to you…

Kevin Donahue November 17, 2004 at 7:01 am

He didn’t hold them for ransom?! Or did you just pay up?

mikey November 19, 2004 at 4:07 pm

waaaitaminit. since when have you started wearing underwear?

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