Hallelujah. Holy shit. Where’s the Tylenol?

by statia on November 11, 2004

Does anyone remember the Bill Cosby Himself stand up show that he did in the 80′s?

Remember Jeffrey?

“JeffreyJeffreyJeffreyJeffreyJeffreyJeffreyJeffreyJeffreyJeffrey”. “My name is Jeffrey, I’m four year’s old!!”

JeffreyJeffreyJeffreyJeffreyJeffreyJeffrey.

My cubemate brought his 3 year old daughter in with him to work today because her daycare provider ended up getting flooded.

Did you know that 3 year olds have no concept of noise level, and that they have an attention span of… well, that they have absolutely no attention span?

{ 9 comments }

The Meeeeester November 11, 2004 at 10:22 am

Wait, so how are 3 year olds different than we are?

I did ask CooCoo for some muscle relaxers and a sombrero so we could get her all passed out and leaned up against the wall. If nothing else it would get some laghs and she would be out of everyone’s hair.

geeky November 11, 2004 at 10:23 am

sooooo i take it there aren’t any kids in your near future :)

Ms. Pants November 11, 2004 at 10:34 am

Didn’t the mother punch the father in the face at the end? Maybe you could skip the middleman and go punch that cube-dad in the face?

Why the FUCK would someone bring their kid to work?!

KB November 11, 2004 at 11:14 am

That’s why I keep my three year old at home, occupied with Wiggles & Dora DVDs (and a mother that she can’t leave alone long enough to go to the bathroom).

I love Bill Cosby Himself!

Helen November 11, 2004 at 1:09 pm

I used to think that whoever invented “Bring Your Child To Work Day” should be strung up and killed.

It was a day filled with bored teens, children nicking my whiteboard markers, and the vending machines emptied of chocolate.

Sounds like your day was similar :)

Deltus November 11, 2004 at 1:39 pm

Bringing your kid to work on any day other than Bring Your Kid To Work Day is just wrong. Boss shoulda sent numbnuts and his spawn the fuck home.

kat November 11, 2004 at 5:14 pm

3 ain’t bad. 4 is hell on two feet.

MIKE November 11, 2004 at 7:29 pm

That whole Noah’s ark bit was funny.

huy November 12, 2004 at 6:17 am

“holding on…holding on…going for a ride…yeeeaaaah.”

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