You’ll never find me

by statia on October 22, 2004

Dear Poop,

I don’t want to play hide and seek anymore. Please come out, wherever you are. This game stopped being funny sometime yesterday.

Love,
Sporty.

{ 10 comments }

mikey October 22, 2004 at 9:14 am

maybe it’s just shy…?

M@ October 22, 2004 at 9:15 am

Maybe you and Buddha can start a support group. :)

Tanya October 22, 2004 at 9:26 am

It’s the vicodin. Drink lotsa water.

ed adkins October 22, 2004 at 9:56 am

Here’s to giving a crap- it’s never been more important.

That would make a great x-lax motto.

fran October 22, 2004 at 10:24 am

*splits insides from laughter*

*split*

Deltus October 22, 2004 at 10:36 am

Tanya has a point, it might be the drugs. Hope ya have a good poop soon!

debutaunt October 22, 2004 at 11:04 am

dooce just had like over 500 comments on her site in regards to her own backed-uped-ness (ok, not a word, but you know what I mean).

I still say a little help from an old school will fix you right up.

Oatmeal. Nature’s broom.

Best of luck with it.

shaunacat October 22, 2004 at 12:42 pm

It’s definitely the painkillers, plus anytime they put you ‘under’ it usually messes up your…uh, systems…for awhile.

Have you tried metamucil? Gross I know, but it does work. If it didn’t, my hubby would have blown up by now.

*HMOG* October 22, 2004 at 5:05 pm

Some poos are hard & stinky, some poos take a long time to finger out, and some poos are just pieces of s*it……..

*wink*

martha October 23, 2004 at 6:11 am

metamucil… colace is the doctor recommended gentle super power laxitive and a big glass of cold water helps it all decide to come out. (Yes, cold cold drinks encourage poop to get out.)

and don’t ask how I know, you don’t want to hear the story.

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