I feel so violated

by statia on October 24, 2004

The Meester noticed a rather pungent smell in the air this morning. It smelled like a litter box in the spare bedroom. The litter box smell seemed to follow around a particular black dog in our house. We realized that it was his anal sacs. I’ve mentioned a couple of times that cleaning the anal sacs is something that I’m happy to pay the vet to do. But it’s kinda rank right now up in G-man’s ass. So, after much hesitation. We took him outside to try to attempt this ourselves. We were very unsuccessful, and now have a dog that’s giving us the stink eye.

Hell, we even tried the interactive online tutorial, but apparently we’re too stupid to know what we’re doing. I think we ended up squeezing G’s asshole raw.

I think we’re going to have to call the vet tomorrow.


sphinx October 24, 2004 at 3:12 pm

Mmmmmm anal sacs. DO you want som guacamole with that sac juice?

geeky October 24, 2004 at 3:36 pm

YOU feel violated? What about poor g-man?

I cannot believe you actually attempted that. ew.

CT October 24, 2004 at 4:03 pm

My dog did that on my bed once. It was fucking GROSS !!!

Tanya October 24, 2004 at 4:04 pm

You’re such an awesome mom for even trying. I’m not sure I could do that without a pint of tequila in me.

Little One October 24, 2004 at 9:33 pm

lol. the poor dog. I guess it’s a good thing you never became a vet. That just reminds me…. stay away from my dog.

huy October 24, 2004 at 11:19 pm

seriously…why oh why do they have an online tutorial for that?

kat October 25, 2004 at 4:46 am

If it’s not constipation, it’s anal sacs. Never a dull poop moment with you….lmao

Deltus October 25, 2004 at 8:13 am

That tutorial was the most disturbing thing I’ve seen online in a while.

Anna October 25, 2004 at 10:05 am

I think I could have lived without ever knowing about anal sacs. Ewww…

tw October 25, 2004 at 1:25 pm

Your groomer can do it too when you take him in for prettying up. I always request they do the ears, nails and glands. Saves a trip to vet not to mention the vet’s fees.

karmajenn October 25, 2004 at 7:22 pm

Thank you. My dinner tastes much better having visited the tutorial.

debutaunt October 26, 2004 at 8:50 am

That’s one reason we stuck with a hamster in the ol’ debu household.

Scary thing is this is like the 4th time in two days that I’ve read about anal sacs. I’d never heard of that before. WTF? I’m too scared to go to the tutorial. Icky.

sarah October 26, 2004 at 11:09 am

i don’t know what you have to do with a dog’s anal sacs, but i’m sure it’s not pretty. because it’s a dog’s anal sac. eew.

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