I feel like Barry White’s illegitimate white grandson

by statia on October 15, 2004

The meester and I went to see Taxi tonight. Originally, upon seeing the trailer on TV, he thought it looked stupid. I didn’t think you could go wrong putting Jimmy Fallon and Queen Latifah together in a comedy. No, seriously. Jimmy Fallon is the new black, and sure I could be punny and say that Queen Latifah is the old black, but I love her. She’s got that girl power thing going on, that I’ve always admired. So a coworker of mine told me that it was funnier than they thought it would be. It was. It wasn’t the best movie of the year or anything, but it had good comedic timing and they actually were a pretty good pair in the movie. Plus the speed scenes kicked ass. Good Friday night movie.

On a few other random notes: I had a big party of the cutting up of credit cards. It was like therapy, and I can’t tell you how good it felt to cut up cards that had no balance. I cut up 5 credit cards. I cancelled all but one, and that’s because the bank had already closed.

Also, ok, does anyone have the problem of having to go to the bathroom really bad. You know, having to go both, and your body is all confused and is like, “wtf, who’s going first?” I mean, doing both at the same time is really hard.

Is that just my problem?

{ 8 comments }

sledge October 16, 2004 at 12:35 am

sorry, i don’t have that “problem” in the bathroom. i just let it rip.

Hey, you DID ask!

Deltus October 16, 2004 at 6:06 am

You can do both at the same time??? Isn’t there, like, a shut-off valve that won’t let you pee when you’re pooping?

sphinx October 16, 2004 at 6:51 am

I am so glad I read this with my morning coffee. *gag*

OK I lie, it’s way funny lol.

And no credit cards???? WOOHOO!

Solonor October 16, 2004 at 7:45 am

Coincidentally, my son went to see that last night. He said it sucked BAD. And he doesn’t say that about many movies.As for the other subject… FREAK!

kat October 16, 2004 at 9:09 am

Be careful with that black word. I got chewed out in my comments yesterday and 8 nasty emails because I said the old woman who made my chicken and owns a store is black. Just don’t want anyone else getting in trouble for talking about white people and black people in the same post. That chick who had the issue is mean and super uptight.

And yes, I can poop and pee at the same time.
Thanks for asking.

Little One October 16, 2004 at 10:48 am

I don’t know what’s wrong with you but you can definitley do both at the same time. lol.

Kevin Donahue October 16, 2004 at 6:05 pm

SNL tonight is Best of Fallon. So Tivoing that one!

donna October 16, 2004 at 6:51 pm

Nope, can’t do both at the same time. I thought I was the only one!

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