I’m tellin’ ya, officer, there’s a body buried in that house.

by statia on September 22, 2004

The womens bathroom currently smells like dead rotting corpse. It’s smelled like that all week, and they’ve just now gotten around to calling someone.

Seriously, it smells like someone pinched a loaf that clogged the toilet and no one bothered to clean it out. It smells worse than the ass in Mikey’s kitchen.

Wait, that didn’t sound right.

{ 4 comments }

mikey September 22, 2004 at 1:07 pm

wait, the women’s bathroom had stank, and nobody was called for DAYS? what kind of women work there? geez, ya’d think that most women would pitch a fit the moment that stank was discovered, yanno?

“Eek! Stank! Somebody call maintenance!”

Deltus September 22, 2004 at 1:39 pm

Worse still will be when a dead body is discovered inside the wall, and it was all wrapped up in cellophane, and it’s only now that the cellophane (or huge zip lock bag, or whatever) developed a hole.

You wouldn’t be able to use that bathroom EVER AGAIN.

I have an overactive imagination…

fran September 22, 2004 at 4:03 pm

yeah, that didn’t read right at all…i had to go mikey’s just to make sure…

cursingmama September 23, 2004 at 6:24 am

Okay the DIY in me is dying to know if they fixed it and what the problem was. I even have a theory about what was wrong.

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