Here, have a fruit roll-up

by statia on September 3, 2004

I can’t even begin to tell you how glad I am that it’s Friday. I feel like someone beat the shit out of me and left me for dead in the ghettos of Harlem. Yesterday, my spare hard drive decided to check out on me, causing me to lose all of my music and pictures. I found ants in our master bathroom and I couldn’t figure out where they were coming from, so I sprayed the baseboards with ant spray and took a shower. More ants. What the fuck? Not as many, but they were like magically appearing out of nowhere. By the time the Meester got home, I felt like punching a wall, then curling myself up into a little ball, and crying myself to sleep. While I was brushing my teeth, we were trying to figure out where the ants were coming from. Baffled, I decided to blow on the overflow hole in the sink, just for shits and giggles. I fucking SKEEVED THE FUCK OUT when about a dozen ants came running out. FUCK YOU ANTS!!!! There was a nice ant massacre in the bathroom last night. How the fuck did they manage to get in there? It’s like in the middle of the apartment. They’d have to come in from somewhere and walk all the way over to the sink. It’d be like travelling many moons to get there. “Hey guys, come this way, I know a place where we can take shelter.” Fuck you very much, I don’t fuckin’ think so. PULL UP YOUR PANTS!!!

Top that off with today being Super Mega Fucking Stupidity Day™, and I am just cracked out.


This incoherent babbling is brought to you by the letters T for tired and F for fuck off stupid bastards

{ 3 comments }

Pamela September 3, 2004 at 9:42 pm

Have you ever seen the “Garfield” episode with the singing ants…?

Deltus September 3, 2004 at 10:17 pm

Hope you have a great long weekend, and it peps you up some.

Are the ants all dead now?

martha September 4, 2004 at 5:59 am

Ants are some of the least harmful of house bugs but still… in the bathroom…. ew! glad you massacred them and hope they don’t come back over the weekend.

maybe you should make them eat mass quantities of paste next time (if there is one) to see how it messes with them.

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