When did we move to palm springs?

by statia on August 29, 2004

We decided to go out for breakfast this morning because some jackass dog decided to wake us up at fuck my ass o’clock this morning. That jackass dog would be our dog. But I digress.

One thing that I’ve taken notice of around here is that everyone and their grandmother will totally bling their cars. It doesn’t matter what it is. Everyone here is riding “vato style.” We were in the parking lot of the restaurant when I saw this and had a good laugh. Upon walking in the restaurant in big blaring lights, I saw “Morty and Moisha” at the very first table. I looked over at the Meester and said “take one guess at who that car belongs to in the parking lot.” The picture isn’t great quaility. The guy had a dyed pencil mustache, red pants, red sox and white loafers. We’re still debating on who had more hairspray in their hair. I couldn’t have put together that epitome of stereotypical if I tried.


Mia August 29, 2004 at 1:57 pm

Those two remind me of that old Tracy Ulman skit…the car somehow doesn’t fit though…were those spinner rims?

Little One August 29, 2004 at 2:44 pm

when I first looked at the picture I thought they were both women! It took me a second to figure out which was the guy.

stinkerbell August 29, 2004 at 4:00 pm

vato style- you are learning the west coast slang quick chica. its great :)

Mom August 29, 2004 at 7:25 pm

You went to INGLESIDE!!!!!!!!! OOOOOOOOHHHH! I am so jealous!! I remember Morty & Moisha and I remember the bling bling car!! He reminds me of a little bit younger Jack LaLane!! OK, tell me. What did you have for breakfast??

KB August 30, 2004 at 12:25 pm

So not only are they parked in the handicapped spot but they also pimped their ride and got the sunrise special?

Learn your lesson. Don’t let that be you and the Meester in 30 years…

tricia August 30, 2004 at 7:13 pm

Red sox, eh?

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