No vampires in this house.

by statia on August 30, 2004

My hair smells like garlic. My hands smell like garlic. My ass smells like garlic.

I’m still burping garlic from last night.

Something tells me I went a little overboard.


mikey August 30, 2004 at 3:27 pm

must. not. comment. joke. too. easy. too. easy.

Ange. August 30, 2004 at 4:38 pm

meh, i think as long as your sheets haven’t started smelling like garlic, that you’re alright.

those close enough to smell you may disagree, but hey, if they’re close enough to smell your ass they’ll love you all the same.

martha August 30, 2004 at 7:29 pm

there are things that smell worse, like ramps (otherwise known as wild leeks). They’ll stink up your whole house.

Not that that really helps.

Tip though: when your hands smell like garlic after cutting it – if you rub them against stainless steel (like the tap) as you wash them, the smell goes away. Don’t know why it works but it does.

Ari August 31, 2004 at 8:50 am

Their is ap lace in NJ called the garlic rose, and you reak for about a week. Hopefully the fiance smells like garlic as ewll, then who cares. Think about it at least no vampires!!!

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