I’ll probably lose my attention span before I finish this

by statia on August 29, 2004

Seen over at Sphinxy’s. I don’t have much to say today, except G-man is crapping whole again. Not very exciting for you, but in this house, it means no more liquid ass pee on the carpet.

ETA: Apparently something got fucked up when I cut and pasted this, so there’s some numbers missing. I’ll fix it later… maybe.

1. Your name spelled backwards.
ytrops
2. Where were your parents born?
One in boston, the other in brooklyn, or maybe queens.
3. What is the last thing you downloaded onto your computer?
porn?
4. What is your favorite restaurant?
That’s tough, I love food. I had great greek food last night. I have greek ass right now too.


5. Last time you swam in a pool?
Maybe about 3 weeks ago? The water isn’t warm enough for me to go swimming in. I like it to be 90°
6. Have you ever been in a school play?
Nope.
7. How many kids do you want?
One maybe two, but I’m sure that depends on whether DFS thinks we’re screwing the first one up too bad.
8. Type of music you dislike most?
Country. Hands down. It makes me cringe.
9. Are you registered to vote?
Yes, for the first time in my life, I’m registered. If I get picked for jury duty, so help me god…….
10. Do you have cable?
Yes, and it sucks. I fucking hate Comcast.
11. Have you ever ridden on a moped?
Yes, I want a Vespa, too.
12. Ever prank call anybody?
Of course. But I’m nothing like the master though.
13. Ever get a parking ticket?
I always said that no matter where I parked in Philadelphia, I always paid…..
14. Would you go bungee jumping or sky diving?
A big fat FUCK NO to that.
15. Farthest place you ever traveled.
California, before I moved. Chalk that up to the whole fear of flying, but I’m sure that’s about to change.
16. Do you have a garden?
No, I live in an apartment.
17. What?s your favorite comic strip?
For Better for Worse
18. Do you really know all the words to your national anthem?
Bunch of bombs in the air………
19. Best movie you?ve seen in the past month?
The last time we went to the movies was to see Harry Potter 3. So that was probably it.
20. Favorite pizza topping?
Sausage, pepperoni, meat…
21. Chips or popcorn?
Popcorn.
22. What color lipstick do you usually wear?
I love lip gloss. I have like 9286356 things of lip gloss.
23. Have you ever smoked peanut shells?
Ummmmm, someone want to explain this to me?
24. Have you ever been in a beauty pageant?
Hahahahaha. Are there midget beauty pagents?
25. Orange Juice or apple?
Orange Juice.
26. Who was the last person you went out to dinner with and where did you dine?
Me and the Meester met up with his friends for greek food last night. It was so.fucking.good.
27. Favorite type chocolate bar?
I don’t have a favorite type of chocolate bar, but I’m a total Godiva truffle whore.
28. When was the last time you voted at the polls?
never
29. Last time you ate a homegrown tomato?
Probably since I was a kid?
30. Have you ever won a trophy?
I think I may have.
31. Are you a good cook?
Yes, but I don’t let on about that too much.
32. Do you know how to pump your own gas?
Uh yeah. There are people who don?t know how?
33. Ever order an article from an infomercial?
No, but my father has what I like to call the Crappy Home Gym System™ in their basement.
34. Sprite or 7-up?
Sprite, with a twist of lime…. mmm lime.
35. Have you ever had to wear a uniform to work?
Yes, when I worked at Subway
36. Last thing you bought at a pharmacy?
Pedialyte
37. Ever throw up in public?
Not that I can ever remember.
38. Would you prefer being a millionaire or find true love?
Can I have both? I only need one more……
39. Do you believe in love at first sight?
yes
40. Ever call a 1-900 number?
Not that I remember.
41. Can exes be friends?
Yes, to a point.
42. Who was the last person you visited in a hospital?
I think the last person I visited in the hospital was a friend a few years ago who had a baby. It’s been forever..
43. Did you have a lot of hair when you were a baby?
I’ve always had fine hair. so, no.
44. What message is on your answering machine?
We don’t have an answering machine, and I get a lot of shit for my cell phone voice mail being too polite.
45. What?s your all time favorite Saturday Night Live Character?
Collette, by Cheri O’teri.
46. What was the name of your first pet?
A cat named Snufalufagus
47. What is in your purse?
Lots of lip gloss, a mac compact, cell phone, floss, my wallet, a super bounce ball, listerine strips (*evil grin*) and a pen.
48. Favorite thing to do before bedtime?
Dharma and Greg.
49. What is one thing you are grateful for today?
My boys.

{ 1 comment }

LT August 29, 2004 at 9:32 am

your thing skips from 26 to 40 with an error in the link on 26 – fyi : )

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