I wish we had our sofa

by statia on August 1, 2004

I woke up this morning and the meester was nowhere to be found. Then I realized, it was 9:30. I was dead to the world. I had good intentions on getting up and going to the gym, and getting a few things done around here, but I guess sleep had other plans for me. I got up and the meester had made dog food, and cleaned the kitchen. The meester is the best. After being out and about all day, I’m beat, and all I want to do is lay on the sofa that should be in our living room, and watch bad TV like Newlyweds and feel my I.Q. drop about 50 points. She must give good head, because I seriously don’t know how the hell he handles the stupid shit that comes out of her mouth sometimes on a regular basis.

{ 5 comments }

girlwonder August 1, 2004 at 7:49 pm

i can’t even lie and say that sometimes, even i’m baffled at her stupidity – but as rich as she is, i can’t even pretend that i don’t think she has a least a lil bit of business saavy. and even if she didn’t – it’s still damn good to watch.

robyn August 1, 2004 at 10:12 pm

When you’re a new parent on very little sleep, it’s amazing how much sense Jessica actually starts to make…even my meester is hooked.

Helen August 3, 2004 at 2:32 am

*Raises hand*

Um…hi? My name is Helen, and I am here to admit I am a recently addicted Newlywed chick? Yeah, it just started showing here, and I love that I can leave my brain upstairs on the table and just watch Darwinism fail the masses? Ok, thanks. Oooh, donughts!

Kevin August 3, 2004 at 5:48 pm

Wait, did I miss something….“made dog food”??

Kevin August 3, 2004 at 5:49 pm

I have to confess that I have also pondered the issue of Jessica Simpson giving head…many times.

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