Fromunda Cheese

by statia on August 16, 2004

Is it me, or do toenails smell like bad cheese when you cut them?

{ 12 comments }

Ms. Pants August 16, 2004 at 9:02 pm

Um. Why are you sniffing your toenail clippings?

tricia August 16, 2004 at 10:07 pm

I don’t think I’ve ever smelled them when I’ve cut them… but have you ever smelled your bellybutton? That thing can get pretty nasty if it’s not taken care of.. Ooh, and have you ever smelled the back of your throat? It seriously smells like asshole. No lie.

CT August 16, 2004 at 10:20 pm

Holy crap, they do!

fran August 16, 2004 at 10:45 pm

Oh Jesus, Statia, don’t you have some Jelly Beans to eat or something? Stop smelling your toenails…seriously…I think I just lost my appetite for a week now! :P

sphinx August 17, 2004 at 5:22 am

I just gagged. lol.

Nicole August 17, 2004 at 8:15 am

I’m happy to hear I’m not the only one who has noticed that…

Deltus August 17, 2004 at 8:41 am

It depends on the type of cheese you’re talking about. Old cheddar and overripe limburger are two entirely different smells.

Kat August 17, 2004 at 9:00 am

I just threw up a little.

Princess August 17, 2004 at 12:36 pm

I feel so dirty.

BillH August 17, 2004 at 9:07 pm

I have found that if you soak the toenails in vodka for an hour they smell like bad cheese soaked in vodka….. ;^)

martha August 18, 2004 at 5:25 am

ewww… I should know better than to surf through blogs when I’m eating breakfast… blech.

Empress August 18, 2004 at 4:18 pm

Alright – this has gone on long enough. Surely, you are the voice of my subconscious – the one who isn’t afraid to ask things like “do you get your long hair in your ass crack, too” and “do your toenail clippings stink, too” and even “why do I pee all over my butt sometimes”. I have gone on for 44 years wondering if I’m the only one who has stinky toenail clippings and being just a little afraid during each pedicure! And never having the nerve to ask anyone. So keep it up, darlin’ – you’re making me feel so much better!!

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