pass the mustard

by left_blank on July 2, 2004

hey everybody, tj here.

i think she’s left for the left coast already … so i’m gonna post something here. k? k.

did you know there’s an international federation of competitive eating? yeah, it’s true. it’s an organization dedicated to eating contests and the people who win them.

and also, did you know you can TRAIN to become a competitive eater? you’d say “no way”, but it’s true. there are all sorts of techniques you can learn to help stretch your stomach. like drinking lots of water. but really, it’s all mind over matter when you’re shoving hot dogs in your face. you’ve just got to get it right down that gullet.

yum.

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