by left_blank on July 3, 2004

Hi everyone. Guest blogger Deltus here.

Right about now, sporty and her main squeeze are heading across the USA (or, for you adventurous types, the US of A) in a truck like they were big-rig drivers or something. It occurs to me: this might be the first time they’ve had to be in such close proximity in such a small space as a truck cab for so long. You learn a lot about a person’s many smells in such a situation. MUAHAHA!

You suppose they’re both wearing John Deere caps, and talking on the CB being all “breaker one-nine” and shit? Do online/blogging nicknames automatically become your trucker/CB callsign? Will they, in fact, be playing 70′s country songs like “Convoy”? Are they getting the full cross-country trucking experience?

Seriously, you two, we can’t wait to hear from you that you made it safe. Be safe, okay.

Roger that, good buddy. Stay strong. Over and out.


jay July 3, 2004 at 11:22 am

west bound and down, 18 wheels a rollin, we’re gonna do what they say can’t be done. we got a long way to go and a short time to get there…

(yeah ok, I’ve seen Smokey & the Bandit a few times)

tj July 4, 2004 at 11:26 am

what about BJ and the Bandit? damn i loved that show.

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