by statia on July 23, 2004

If anyone could kindly pass me the toothpicks so that I could pry my lids open, that’d be great. Coffee isn’t doing it’s job today. I got to bed late, after the whole cable fiasco, which ended up getting worse before it got resolved (did I tell you m’love fucking rules. I’d have just ended up screaming on the phone and not getting results, he got our cable turned on and had everyone in comcast sharting themselves, all without raising his voice. Fuck YOU comcast), and then top that off with G-man shitting liquid every 2 hours, and you’ve got yourself a party. I think his fart smell is still lodged in my nostrils. Worst fart smell. Ever.

I need a nap.

{ 5 comments }

buddha July 23, 2004 at 2:17 pm

Ah…the G-man peeing out of his butt…

good times…good times…

tricia July 23, 2004 at 6:29 pm

BWHAHA “fuck YOU comcast!”

fran July 23, 2004 at 8:23 pm

Poor G-man. What’s wrong with him? Pet the poor ol guy for me… :)

tj July 23, 2004 at 11:11 pm

*kicks comcast in the nuts*

*farts*

Deltus July 24, 2004 at 12:36 am

So how’d he do it? Sweet talk them, threaten them Godfather-style, what?

*sniffs* Is that smell your dog, or tj?

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