I’m an asshole magnet

by statia on June 4, 2004

Can we please instate this whole lane ending cliff thing that I’ve been wanting for the last 2 years?


I can only hope that I can tolerate asshole drivers in California, better than I can in Philadelphia.


theresa June 4, 2004 at 9:14 am

i think that will all depend on how they feel about people who scream obscenities at other drivers. let me know how it goes for you, in case i ever want to move to Cali :)

Princess June 4, 2004 at 11:59 am

Uh, sorry to break it to you but the “assholes on the road” thing is a national epidemic. The main difference between east and west drivers is that in the west they’re smiling when they flip you off. Oh, and your horn (no matter how loud) is completely useless here – it only confounds them further.

Go watch a Cheech & Chong movie before you move.

jaime June 4, 2004 at 7:10 pm

Hon, this is how it works out here. I am pretty sure what part of the state you are going to and considering I am originally from that part & learned how to drive on those freeways (and currently live in a different part). The born & raised California drivers are fine, we know how to handle traffic and we know how to drive. The reason we have asshole drivers in this state is because they are TRANSPLANTS. The transplants get out here and don’t know how to drive since they have lived in the sticks their whole life and that they need to move their ass. It is irritating as fuck on the roads/freeways and it is 10X worse in that area than in my current area. Good luck and work on your Turret’s and your inner zen – you WILL need it!

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