Doctor Doctor, gimme the news

by statia on June 22, 2004

You know what I really love? Timeliness. I went to the doctor almost two weeks ago. I thought I was getting a uti, or a bladder infection of some sort. Either way, the whole “downstairs” was hurting, and I figured it best to get it checked out. They took a urine sample, fisted me, and jabbed around all my parts. Ran the urine sample and everything came back a-ok. It was just some freak thing, and she said if it was getting better on it’s own, then I was good to go. They said they’d send everything out to the lab too, just to make sure.

So imagine my surprise today, when I get a call almost two fucking weeks later, from the doctors office telling me that I do in fact have a UTI.

I started to feel better over the last week, but I haven’t felt 100%. You know how they say no news is good news. I figured that it was just stress of the move. I never expected something like that to take for fucking ever to hear back on.

Imagine the woman on the other end tsking when I told her I had to look up my pharmacy number and her having the nerve to be pissy with me for asking all sorts of questions and being rather upset that they didn’t get back to me much sooner.


LT June 22, 2004 at 10:06 am

yucky… to think.. the last time I saw you, you were full of uti :D

Deltus June 22, 2004 at 10:08 am

Doctor’s offices always have that kind of attitude. What, you had to wait an hour past your appointment time? Just sit there and take it, Chucky, we’re a doctor’s office. You should keep an air-horn next to the phone for just such an occasion.

Them: *tsk tsk tsk*
Them: Oh my God, I think I’ve been rendered deaf!
You: hehehe

Kat June 22, 2004 at 10:32 am

That sounds like my doctor. Get test. Wait. wait. wait. Oh yes, by the way you have such and such….lol

Donna June 22, 2004 at 10:34 am

UGH! That’s the worst. I had a similiar situation with my doctor’s office, and I was treated so badly that I went out and found a new doctor. Hope you’re feeling better.

tj June 22, 2004 at 12:27 pm

you want i should go down there and kick them in the nuts for you?

fran June 22, 2004 at 1:31 pm

You had me at fisting….

Hope you feel better though…

I once too had a UTI…or maybe it was DUI….I can’t remember…hmmm

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