Long time reader..

by left_blank on May 8, 2004

First time poster. Kinda like everyone else…

Guy walks into a bar and sees a sign hanging over the bar which reads:

CHEESEBURGER: $1.50
CHICKEN SANDWICH: $2.50
HAND JOB: $10.00

Checking his wallet for the necessary payment, he walks up to the bar and beckons to one of the three exceptionally attractive blondes serving drinks to a meager looking group of men.
“Yes?” she inquires with a knowing smile, “can I help you?”
“I was wondering”, whispers the man, “are you the one who gives the hand-jobs?”
“Yes”, she purrs, “I am.”

The man replies: “Well, go wash your hands, I want a cheeseburger..


Patrick.

{ 1 comment }

Kevin May 8, 2004 at 9:24 pm

LOL!!! OK, that is a seriously funny joke!

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