I’ll take a scoop of butterberry asshole please

by statia on May 16, 2004

Last night was way low key. I got to meet Mama and Papa Pants, who were way cool. Their house is totally awesome too. I have a big affinity for butterberry asshole ice cream, and we got great amusement out of talking about butterberry asshole all night. The restaurant we went to didn’t have butterberry asshole flavored ice cream, but they did happen to have fromunda cheesecake, which I happily passed on. I was stuffed from my manicotti anyway.

Sarahpants thought that I had said to Sir Henry on the way home last night that the weekend wasn’t what I expected. The weekend was exactly what I wanted and what I needed and expected of course. I had lots of fun, and I’m making Mama and Papa pants adopt me as their daughter.

I thought to myself this weekend: “funny how everyone else’s parents love me and want to adopt me as their kid, and yet my own parents have no fucking clue who their daughter really is.”


Lisa May 16, 2004 at 12:46 pm

I’ve had the same thoughts before. You’re a wonderful woman and your parents are just blind to it. Lubb you.

Princess May 16, 2004 at 7:49 pm

Hey! My parents have first dibs! Does it matter that they’re not together anymore?

I’m glad you had a great weekend!

Pamela May 16, 2004 at 7:55 pm

Is that fromunda from Sara-Lee?

jaime May 17, 2004 at 7:02 pm

oh hell no! I have competition with Moms & Pops? I will be having no part of that! I challenge you to a butterberry asshole ice cream duel! or I can be their youngest daughter & you can be the oldest one – maybe, it would cost you though. fortunately, for you I accept any & all alcohol as payment! ; )

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