G’nite ma, g’nite pa, g’night john boy…….

by statia on May 26, 2004

You know, I love kids. I’d love to have a couple of my own someday, but I draw the line somwhere. I don’t want say, I don’t know 15 KIDS!!! Seriously, isn’t this woman’s uterus dragging on the ground right now? Do you really need to have a football team, or farm help? This isn’t the 1800′s. She just dropped her 15th kid and already she and her husband are thinking they want more. MORE. This just proves that there’s nothing else to do in Arkansas. Go figure.

And I’m not sure what’s worse, having had 15 kids, or naming them all with J names (Joshua, 16; Jana and John-David, 14; Jill, 13; Jessa, 11; Jinger, 10; Joseph, 9; Josiah, 7; Joy-Anna, 6; Jeremiah and Jedidiah, 5; Jason, 4; James, 2; and Justin, 1, and now, Jack)

Jinger? Wtf?

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{ 13 comments }

Rob May 26, 2004 at 9:11 am

Being a native Arkansan myself, I can say that you’re completely right. There really is nothing else to do in Arkansas. Glad I got out of there.

Not that State College, PA is much better, though. :)

travis May 26, 2004 at 9:28 am

and the dad’s name is jim-bob – you can’t make this crap up.

tricia May 26, 2004 at 9:40 am

Jedidiah. HAH!

jen May 26, 2004 at 9:55 am

what? no jen, jenny or jennifer or jessica? hell, half of the country has a kid named jennifer or jessica, i guess they had to go with “unusual j names”.

i’m with tricia, “jedidiah”??? huh?

fleecey May 26, 2004 at 1:05 pm

totally… and you’re right; WTF kind of name is ‘jinger’? might as well have named the kid ‘jesus’ or ‘jethro’. Ha!

Maggie May 26, 2004 at 3:12 pm

At least it wasn’t Jingo

ed May 26, 2004 at 5:29 pm

yeah what is up with Jinger???????? Is that some backwoods attempt at spelling Ginger to keep the “J” theme going?? Boy or girl?

Let’s start a new theme:

Contraception.

Pamela May 26, 2004 at 6:06 pm

You mean Jinger- as in Jinger-vitus…?

munin May 26, 2004 at 7:19 pm

*mouth hanging open* my respect goes out to her, but i would never consider having that many children… ever.

Julie May 27, 2004 at 12:31 am

Can you hear the dueling banjos?!?!?!?!?!?

Irene May 27, 2004 at 1:11 am

Well, I have no respect for a woman who is pushing one kid after another into this world. It is not as if it is hard to do, most women could if they were that crazy. I really wonder about the husband though. He just leaves it all up to her? Maybe he isn’t home very often, well…sometimes he is. I don’t think a woman should get an award for having 15 kids. There are some real misguided people over there in Arkansas.

Marie May 27, 2004 at 4:36 am

I think those names border on child abuse.

KB May 27, 2004 at 3:03 pm

I’m laughing about the Arkansas comment. My sister-in-law, who lives out there, has a six month old baby. Last night I heard her discussing #2 already. Yikes! Hey, enjoy your kid before adding on to the collection.

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