Thanks Easter Bunny

by statia on April 11, 2004

Well, I missed out on the obligatory Cadbury Eggs this year. You either love them or hate them. Me, I love them.

Strippers and Beer Good Friday turned out to be a good day. A little on the short side, but hey, I got groped by strippers. I think she would have tried to kiss me for posterity, but I had a fist pulled back just in case I had to haul off and punch her in the neck. I think she knew that. I don’t mind going to strip clubs really, but I draw the line at any chick trying to kiss me. I like dick what can I say?

I tried those chasers on Friday too. I think it’s one of those things that only work sometimes. I took them according to the directions on the package and ended up with a 2 am hangover. Yeah, that’s just fuckin’ dandy.

Hope everyone had a happy Easter.

{ 4 comments }

Nona April 11, 2004 at 11:27 pm

“Well, I missed out on the obligatory Cadbury Eggs this year”

—you’re not the only one! we can be pissed off together, sister!

p.s. i love the layout. it’s so cheery and bright!

Lisa April 11, 2004 at 11:29 pm

Happy Easter, sunshine!

robyn April 12, 2004 at 2:44 am

Those Cadbury eggs creep me out. It’s not the taste…but the thought of it looking like a yolk inside. Blech.

tony April 13, 2004 at 12:55 am

AND, to finally put a guy’s perspective on this…

those have to be two of the greatest back-to-back posts in blogging history. And for that, we thank you.

But seriously, what better way to celebrate, reflect and remember Christ’s suffering on the cross than with some hot girl-on-girl action? (I think that’s the part that Mel Gibson left on the cutting room floor, honest!) Next year for Lent, I want you to give up this silly thing you have against making out with chicks. Please?

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