I just flew in, and boy are my arms tired!!

by statia on April 27, 2004

I had this weird dream last night. There was all sorts of dark “I’m being chased and or trying to be killed” shit going on. I remember my parents and I were flying to Ireland. I mean literally, we just started flapping our arms and the next thing I knew I was in Ireland, at some sort of gathering. I hate when that shit happens. So we’re at this gathering. My one cousin was there cross stitching. I was sitting in one room eating. Diagonally across from me was Derek Jeter. I hate Derek Jeter just on principle alone. And he was being all nice to the kids and stuff, giving them autographs. Then he hands me a piece of paper with a note and his number on it. I just looked at him like he had three heads, while thinking: “dude, did I ask for your number?” I crumbled it up, put it in my bag and went into the other room. I sat down and told my cousin that Derek Jeter had just given me his phone number. She cracked up because she knew how much I hate the Yankees. I said something to her like “Yeah, do you see the irony in that too?” Then my alarm went off. I also had a sharp stabbing pain in my brain in the dream, but when I woke up, that was still there. Feh.

DAMN YOU DEREK JETER!!!!!!!

{ 7 comments }

buddha April 27, 2004 at 9:23 am

um…
you may want to lay off of the cous cous or spicy food before you go to bed.

theresa April 27, 2004 at 9:54 am

clearly you only think you hate derek jeter, but subconsciously you love him.

Solonor's Ink Well April 27, 2004 at 11:08 am

Derek Jeter: Dreamy Spy

Crap! Now, the enemy is using nocturnal infiltration techniques to try to get inside the heads of our anti-Yankee resistance….

Solonor's Ink Well April 27, 2004 at 11:08 am

Derek Jeter: Dreamy Spy

Crap! Now, the enemy is using nocturnal infiltration techniques to try to get inside the heads of our anti-Yankee resistance….

Solonor's Ink Well April 27, 2004 at 11:08 am

Derek Jeter: Dreamy Spy

Crap! Now, the enemy is using nocturnal infiltration techniques to try to get inside the heads of our anti-Yankee resistance….

Solonor's Ink Well April 27, 2004 at 11:08 am

Derek Jeter: Dreamy Spy

Crap! Now, the enemy is using nocturnal infiltration techniques to try to get inside the heads of our anti-Yankee resistance….

KB April 27, 2004 at 12:06 pm

I agree with Theresa. I find it funny that you crumbled up the number and threw it in your bag, not his face or the ground. Subconsciously I think you’re jonesin’ for him…

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