Does a bear shit in the woods?

by statia on April 26, 2004

Last night I had an epiphany. Ok, not really an epiphany. I just decied that whenever someone asked me a question, that required a yes or no answer, I was going to answer it with some stupid phrase like “Does a bear shit in the woods?” Or “Is a frogs ass water tight?” I only have a limited number of phrases though. Help a sista out yo.

Yeah, I know. I’m just so cool.

{ 12 comments }

M@ April 26, 2004 at 10:52 am

Does a dog have lips?
Between you and me and the fencepost…
Does a one legged duck swin in a circle?
Does a fat baby fart?
Does the pope wear a funny hat?

sledge April 26, 2004 at 11:09 am

If someone asks me a yes/no question, I usually stare at them until they figure it out on their own.

I HATE yes/no questions…. like, “does a plain cheese pizza come with cheese?”

M@ April 26, 2004 at 11:12 am

Does Rose Kennedy own a black dress?
Is the pope Polish?
Would a hobo eat a ham sammich?
Does a hobby horse have a hickory dick?
Do birds fly?
Do bees make honey?
Do frogs bump their asses when they bounce?
Does the Ursus Americanus defecate in its natural habitat?
Does Howdy Doody have wooden balls?
Is a pigs ass pork?
Do nuns have cobwebs?
Does pooh like honey?
Does Dolly Parton sleep on her back?
Does a cow chew his cud?
Does a hooker say “ya done yet”?
Does friday come every week?
Does Raggidy Ann have cotton tits?
Do rednecs marry their sisters?
Does the train stop in the woods to let the lumber jack off?
Is a hole close to a doughnut?
Do dogs lick their own balls?

travis April 26, 2004 at 12:00 pm

i heard this one somewhere: is a dog’s hind leg crooked?

Princess April 26, 2004 at 1:20 pm

Does the Pope shit in the woods?

lauri April 26, 2004 at 1:45 pm

Is a 10 pound robin chubby?

fran April 26, 2004 at 6:25 pm

Was the pope shot in the popemobil?

I think that’s an old one….I still like and use it often though…afterall, the pope WAS shot while riding the popemobil….

tony April 26, 2004 at 11:25 pm

The best is to take M@’s list, cut each one in half, and swap them. Princess is on the right track here, with one of my personal favorites, along with “Does the Pope have wooden balls?”

Jeff April 27, 2004 at 1:50 pm

Is the Pope Catholic?

Cathy April 27, 2004 at 3:29 pm

is the sky blue?

stinkerbell April 29, 2004 at 8:19 am

been using frogs ass water tight for years- it gets great reactions.

I do however like the lumber jack off one though :)

Deltus April 29, 2004 at 12:21 pm

Does the name Pavlov ring a bell?

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